poor sausage

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017

Sausage Scrubber

A woman's vagina

Tina has a burnt out sausage scrubber!

by maxactionattack February 23, 2011

sausage linkin'

The lower version of "muffin topping." When a lady's thighs roll out of the bottom of her shorts, creating a sausage link effect.

Dang! Did you see that lady sausage linkin' out the bottom of her shorts???

by 007Gina007Sausage August 22, 2010

sausage noggin

The head of a penis.

Instead of thinking with his head, he's thinking with his sausage noggin.

by Dee-Rock June 25, 2012

Sausage Cake

A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant

Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night

by Aj McCuhn December 14, 2010

sausage dunder

A fat man that has a low IQ.

That 15 year old sausage dunder just failed 5th grade again.

by Blasten November 9, 2017

sausage gathering

When a girl is surrounded in a circle by men with their dicks ready to be sucked

Tessa Brooks: was surrounded by dicks during the sausage gathering

by Banterlord February 6, 2018