chasin' paper

The act of making that money and/or trying to get paper when there is none around.

person 1: today I was chasin' paper because my friend wouldn't give me any

by dmac51511515151 January 22, 2010

Toilet Paper

A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.

"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"

"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"

by ToiletPaperUser March 27, 2020

Paper K

a member of aka sorority inc.

most of the when are considered paper who join this sorority so paper k has been a name widely used to describe them. paper means that the person simply paid and did not pledge to join their organization

where the paper k's at? they all paper k's anyway.

by dawgcity September 5, 2011

paper chase

The act of attaining multiple post secondary degrees in spite of only being able to utilize one degree.

Student A: "Hey! I just graduated with a MD/JD!"
Student B: "Cool! So what are you going to do with that?"
Student A: "I dunno. Be a lawyer, I guess."
Student B: "So why bother getting the MD?"
Student A: "Shut up!" (storms out of room.)
Student B: "Paper chase, idiot."

by OK Mayne September 10, 2009

Paper Boy

When you rip up paper like crazy and people around yell paper boy. Most commonly the paper boy will join in the chant, but not always. Examples of paper for use are tax returns, right wing newspapers, or anything that needs to be shredded and recycled.

(Boy or Girl stands among others ripping up paper like crazy and yelling paper boy)

Everyone Else: Paper Boy!

by Catdragon2000 December 28, 2011

Ranger Paper

The one sheet of toilet paper issued in a US Military MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). When you take a shit you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your ass with your finger. After wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.

After a cold Beans and Franks MRE I had to take a runny shit. Thankfully I had not thrown away my Ranger Paper.

by take's a lick'n September 19, 2009

paper-phernalia

The cluster of paper napkins left on the table after eating a messy meal.

The waiter should have cleaned up my paper-phernalia when he picked up my plate.

by Jillian Craig July 11, 2007