cardio pipe

when you get hit in your butt hole so hard somehow that you can feel your heartbeat in your butt hole.

I pogode on my skateboard so hard I gave myself a cardio pipe!!

by cardio pipe November 5, 2014

Pipe Club

A sort of battle-cry you shout while doing a difficult parkour, or trying to get from one end to another in a video game

PIPE CLUB!!!

B: Mark are you okay?
M: pipe club...

by 69Lapis December 3, 2022

Peter Pipe

The male version of a queef where the gas exits through the head of a penis

It smells stank in here, did you Peter Pipe

by Cpt. Koch January 31, 2016

Ana-pipe

1) the inside of your ass or the chute of the anus.
2) the area of the anus that extends from the colon to the exit of the rectum.

Tim came up to me and told me he broke his ana-pipe when he bounced his ass off a rock when we went tubing

"Ah fuck! I just broke my ana-pipe because I fell off the fucking ladder!"

by Ass gravy April 11, 2015

pipe plugger

A defecation so large it plugs up the toilet without any toilet paper to help.

Dude, I just pinched a pipe plugger!

by Tiaramisu July 31, 2013

Snort pipe

An object used for snorting stuff ie sugar/lick a stick powder/cocaine.

Damn man, this Disney bendy straw works great as a snort pipe

by Crack pipe, snort stick June 2, 2017

Straight Piped

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.

Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.

by Kren Markland July 18, 2021