lincoln beard

Shaving all of your ass and pubic hairs and super gluing them to someone's face.

Bro I totally gave this chick a Lincoln beard last night at the party when she passed out.

by Rezneck July 21, 2016

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Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

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Abraham Lincoln

The only openminded president

Abraham Lincoln loves going to the theater

by Cheese is pretty epic September 26, 2023

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(Noun) A man's beard sculpted to look like that of Abraham Lincoln, after whom the style is named. The beard is the same width, thickness and consistency as the sideburns. The beard also conforms to the jaw-line and chin while the moustache is removed along with the whiskers beneath the chin and neck. Not to be confused with the goatee, soul-patch or dad-beard.

Dude, his beard looks like Lincoln's.

Yeah man, it's a Pimpin' Lincoln.

by Pimpin' Lincoln August 11, 2009

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