Full Burrito Mode

Wrapping yourself in a burrito blanket as if you are a warm, toasty burrito from Zambrero resulting in the ultimate fusion of comfort and culinary delight.

Want to hang out today?
Sorry, a new season of Succession has just dropped and I'm going full burrito mode.

by GreenBurritoBandit July 16, 2023

Fishy bean burrito

When you put your testicles in a girl's ass and fuxk her pussy

I meet this freaking girl last night she got me to do the fishy bean burrito to her

by Only real homie July 16, 2021

burrito built whore

A whore that is built like a burrito

You are such a burrito built whore. You slut

by YalaskaFlowers May 10, 2018

Memphis Bean Burrito

When a man wraps a tortilla around his cock, and uses it as a condom to fuck the women who is using beans and cheese as lube. You have yourself a Memphis Bean Burrito!

We did the Memphis Bean Burrito instead of anal.

by Masuraus July 26, 2016

Johnny B. Burrito

wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate

I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional

by Jobertello November 13, 2009

Sour Cream Burrito

The act of internally ejaculating during anal sex with a female; followed by the male performing a "rimjob" on the female and consuming the fecal and semen mixed substance secreted from the anus which resembles the consistency of a sour cream burrito.

Tim: "Dude, why did you say that Jessica came back to you?"
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."

by McLrn227 September 27, 2008

my pet burrito

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

by Flapjacks May 11, 2006