an extremely irrelevant school in Miami. there has been not one, but to two sexual assault cases in one year. the teachers hate the students that aren’t dancers and the students hate the teachers except for one religion teacher. the cafeteria is crawling with roaches that are probably more edible than the actual food served.
by Miamitingzz May 12, 2020
Get the conchita espinosa academymug. The worst school on planet earth, you would be better off at auschwitz. The rules there are just about as bad as Obama policies, and the dress code makes you look like some kind of fired clothes designer.
by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017
Get the san marcos academymug. “Dude!! Did you see the Lincoln Park Academy’s new teacher? She sexy asf and put math teachers coming into her!!”
by yeetusfetus August 9, 2019
Get the Lincoln Park Academymug. by _Faith_ December 10, 2018
Get the IBN SEENA ACADEMYmug. Annoying school, which is honestly rude as hell homophobic, racist and has Russian grandmas as teachers who will yell at you for “talking back”
by Johnnn Don November 24, 2021
Get the big apple academymug. CRA, or Community Roots Academy, was the battlefield where Jesus and Satan fought to the death in the year 1. Right as the battle was going to blow up the battlefield, a powerful god ascended from the skies, his name was Ernestus the 4th. He broke up the battle and sent both people to the other sides of the universe. Ernestus restored the battlefield and went under the name of Ernesto. He vowed to protect the sacred battlefield for the rest of eternity, many battles between powerful deities ensued there, however, it was turned into a school in the year 2011, at which point, the demons who once fought there, decided to stop fighting, and instead, haunted the school, making it a hellhole for all students who go there, despite the (mostly) amazing Teachers hired. The Boys bathroom is always dirty. no matter how much guardian Ernesto tries to keep it clean. and the girls bathroom is fine because all demons are Simps. Demons also hate children, and therefore sometimes posess the children, usually the most annoying ones.
by Anonynous Scribe April 19, 2022
Get the Community Roots Academymug. Jewish school of rich white kids. After shabbat, they smoke pot or go to a Sixers game because they never have any good parties.
by JoelWalter April 23, 2021
Get the Barrack Hebrew Academymug.