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Silver tongued:

Someone who has a way with words!
Although he's a total liar, Barack Obama is a silver tongued bastard.
by adickdidtoyou September 21, 2016
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Butt Tongue

A slang term for a man's penis. This is normally accompanied by a pair of testicles.
Justin: Man, I think I have an STD on my wang.

Tyler: Have a canker sore on your butt tongue, huh? That sucks.

Justin: Butt tongue?

Tyler: Didn't you listen in anatomy class? Your wang is the tongue of your butt. Thus butt tongue.
by evanempire April 15, 2008
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Tingus

A word that can be used in any situation. Originated from saying the word thing in an asian accent.
Person 1: Yo what did you get on the math quiz?
Person 2: You like a da TINGUSSS.
by BiloGundlach21 February 14, 2018
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tongue-jack

To aggressively lick or kiss a person.
"Tongue-jack my shit-hole"
by Braineel September 22, 2005
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Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination
"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"
by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007
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monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue
jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
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hairy tongue

when someone smokes for too long and there tongue tints dark brown and *in extreme cases* will look like its covered in hair
1. David really needs to stop smokin' cigars
2. i know, i hear hes got a hairy tongue!
1. huu... *pukes
by suesmoose October 5, 2008
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