take the mound

fucking a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby.

typical guy: how far along are you?
prego slut: 8 1/2 months.
typical guy: wow! can i take the mound?
prego slut: i thought you'd never ask.

by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010

take a brown

to poop

Hey man after we eat these baked beans I'm going to take a brown.

I just took a brown.

I'm browning right now.

by clamson September 24, 2009

Taking a funk

Dropping a fat shit

Dude, if coach asks where I’m at, tell him I’m taking a funk.

by Bob Joe 69 September 2, 2019

Take a Mitchell

Take a four hour fat man nap

Ugh, I'm so full, I need to take a Mitchell.

by A. Si June 17, 2018

Taking Souls

A term used, mainly by ultra runners, that represents an extremely good performance during a trail race or training run.

"I was taking souls during my 50 miler last week! "

by texabillyrunner April 14, 2022

Dusty take

When your opinion is dusy aka a crusty opinion

Dan "I think the Earth is flat"
Kash "What a dusty take"

by Firebreakthing ant June 17, 2021

take the middle

The act of capturing the center flag (two people are necessary) in the avalanche map of Day of Defeat.

Hey, Todd let's take the middle.

by denwau November 12, 2004