Pseudo-turkey 

The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.

Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.

Pseudo-turkey by Tiffany's Toyboy September 29, 2009

Hand Turkey of Shame 

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.

Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.

Hand Turkey of Shame by Don't use your real name, fool November 27, 2011

Man Turkey 

The hairstyle of a man with long hair, who wears a headband, and forces his hair to stick up on the top of his head.

Woah! Check out that douchebag's Man Turkey!

Man Turkey by Skat8rB0y69 May 14, 2015

naked turkey 

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

naked turkey by Yung shaq March 5, 2016

pubescent turkey 

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible

Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.

pubescent turkey by saltyturkey May 27, 2016

Big Turkey

The Big Turkey is the Turkey with the largest pectorals. In crazy attempts to show his dominance, he will go as far as killing them in the process.

Big Turkey is also used as an Xbox term when speaking of an expert Halo Player. Big Turkey's generally range between 20-30 kills per game.

"I just got wrecked by the Big Turkey..."

Hmu xbox live @BigTurkey9er9er

Big Turkey by TheOfficialWiki August 19, 2016

Mexican Turkey Choke 

When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white

Last night she gave me a Mexican Turkey Choke

Mexican Turkey Choke by Kevin Keems December 4, 2016