Fish Joke

A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.

(Playing baseball)

Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)

Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.

by Bary Bonds May 25, 2009

99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

Inside Joke

pretty good pizza

That pizza was pretty good, right guys (inside joke).

(insidejoke)

by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021

Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.

by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015

Unfunny Jokes

Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.

Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.

by World Record of gifting vbucks December 12, 2021

Expired Joke

when you keep laughing at the same old joke over and over again for a long ass time

“yo that shit still hits me man”
“homie that’s an expired joke, move on bro it’s been a decade”

by joontiddies December 28, 2021

irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018