Pants Guac

When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up

I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.

by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022

flud pants

pants that ride up at least 4" higher than a man's ankles. people who don't want to buy knew pants often wear old pant which look like fluds.

Wow look at Jimmy he looks like such a tool with those flud pants!

by andrewd126 November 6, 2011

munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.

damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him

by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020

Pants👖

A type of clothing that goes on the lower part of your torso and your legs 🦵

I have pants👖on my legs

by emercado10 November 27, 2019

Pleasure pants

Vegan leather (pleather) pants worn by smoking hot shirtless rock stars.

Brendon Urie in pleasure pants is sexy af.

by CougarMom August 24, 2018

pant-a-loonie

After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.

"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."

"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."

by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 28, 2009

Cozy Pants

Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.

Thank god I wore my cozy pants, cause my waist grew two inches after that last meal.

by The Great Turbanini May 15, 2014