Fish Joke

A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.

(Playing baseball)

Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)

Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.

by Bary Bonds May 25, 2009

Inside Joke

pretty good pizza

That pizza was pretty good, right guys (inside joke).

(insidejoke)

by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021

99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.

by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015

inside joke

Something you and 2 other friends have. You likely say it all the time and piss people off.

Guy 1: Owl Pellet, hahahaha..
Guy 2: Hahahah..
Guy 3: fuck you and your inside joke

by boredassstudent April 28, 2023

Just Jokes

When Marsha finishes a sentence with "just jokes" she is not joking at all in fact she is deadly serious.

Should we have a dexies with our morning coffee? Just jokes!!

by Daralewis May 9, 2019

Risky Joke

A joke in which provokes mixed reactions, delivered in good faith.

"They say that when you die you become closer to God"
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".

by unclePhatJoseph September 4, 2021