thinnest thing on earth

My patience

According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.

They obviously haven’t seen my patience.

by _some.guy December 28, 2021

Earth

The beautiful planet we live on, that needs protecting or else it could die

Person 1: I love earth!
Person 2: i dont..
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: its boring
Person 1: Earth is the only known planet thats supports life so you should love it because there isnt anywhere else for us to live at the moment..
Person 2: finnee..

by *Angelic_Star* August 19, 2022

Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 29, 2015

Earth

A very flat cylinder that floats in the endless galaxy.

Normal person: the Earth is not flat, you idiot

Smart person: no, it’s flat

by Xxx_JohnWickSlayer420_xxX January 17, 2020

Earth

The (FLAT) planet you live on and one moon(WE NEVER LANDED ON IT).Some people say that “the earth is round”.DO NOT BELIEVE THEM THEY ARE GOVERNMENT SPYS.

The earth is the third planet in our solar system is the only flat one.

by Epicman January 22, 2024

Earth contemplation

When a philosopher contemplates the Earth.

Earth contemplation is good for mental health.

by Natural Life April 9, 2021

Earths-Waters

Earths-Waters; A planet like Earth in the Crack 90s.(earliest 90s)

Earths-Waters;Astronaut; let's get off this Earths-Waters planet and go to Pluto. Other Astronaut: sure thing. :)

by gayb1995 November 6, 2023