An e-ttack is essentially an attack at someone over the interweb. Often resulting in a retaliation e-ttack, this is called a flame war.
X: Mr. Doody just e-ttacked me with an ur mom joke! The bastard.
Mr. Doody: Oh he replyed! I do NOT like mudkips Oh it is SO time to flame.
Mr. Doody: Oh he replyed! I do NOT like mudkips Oh it is SO time to flame.
by Jezeah December 25, 2007

by TehCastratorzA.K.A.C.M.F.lulz December 23, 2008

When an electronic inbox is suddenly dumped with tonnes of messages after extended holidays sans technology or long periods without mobile coverage.
I had been away from work for a month and after opening outlook, my inbox had a bad case of e-diarrhea.
by The Street Guru October 4, 2012

I know a girl named E-Gonja. Sometimes her name is confused with "Gonja", which is a form of awesome marijuanna.
by chamas December 3, 2010

Virtual pro "jock" that behaves and acts like a high school or college level athlete with a cocky attitude. Usually goes around exclaiming "We're number one!" or "you all are noobs" etc within an online gaming environment, or mmos like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.
Compare with Jock
Compare with Jock
by Shadinaxx April 13, 2010

by grandfather of zeus (aka yoUR ANUS) August 29, 2005

someone who jacks off on webcam for random, or unwilling girls. Usually becuase they are desperatly horny. Nobody likes an e-jacker
by makennachristinee January 14, 2009
