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The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.
"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."
by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023
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Plague Doctor (Plagueism)

Worship him. He is the almighty man.
Boy 1: Did you see that Plague Doctor (Plagueism)?

Boy 2: Yes, we should bow down and worship him
Both: ALMIGHTY PLAGUE DOCTOR! WE WORSHIP YOU!
by PlagueDoctor999 July 29, 2023
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Doctor's wine

Made with use of a medical glove instead of a balloon. As the gases fill the glove from the firmenting wine, it begins to inflate. When five fingers are up, the wine is ready for bottling and drinking later.
Doctor's wine can be made fairly cheep.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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Doctor Pussycat

the cat doctor with huge tits from the adult cartoon PeePooDo
by dumb jsjsj August 18, 2023
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Doctor

A madman in a box with two hearts, beautiful companions, and one giant blue box thats smaller on the outside and bigger on the inside.
by WHOVIANNN October 29, 2019
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Doctoring

Doctoring can be simply defined as having overwhelming odds in your favor but still offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of thwarting the tides of victory to said victim.
In Fastasy Football for Example, Diggstown Dalies sends a congrats text message to Beers and Tears, even though the game was in hand thus Doctoring in hopes of keeping the tides from having any chance of changing.
by anonymous December 3, 2020
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An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.
Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.
by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020
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