California Calzone

When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it

During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there

by JShay00 November 14, 2013

California Quesadilla

When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.

I Gave Lucy a California Quesadilla

by California Quesadilla December 21, 2018

boobs in california

ARE THE GREATEST BOOOOOOOOOBS AROUND

XD

"dude! dem boobs in california tho!!!

by CARZY~KATT~LADEE July 9, 2018

California Sidewinder

A "California Sidewinder" is when you punch a man in the stomach, and while they are lurched over, you grab their testicles, pull down very hard, and squeeze tightly, with intent to maim or kill.

Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.

by Saucy Salmon July 5, 2020

California Corndog

The act of masturbating with a soggy slice of bread and feeding it to someone after ejaculation.

My friend Claudia was hungry, so I whipped up a California Corndog to feed her.

by CabootyCremeCake August 22, 2018

California icepick

A sexual act when the male partner puts a popsicle in a condom and and inserts it in the ass of there female companion while also having vaginal sex

Me and my wife tried the California icepick last night in bed to help spice up our physical relationship.

by Phphsysics April 25, 2019

California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.

Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022