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Totalitarian Sect-Cult

Yup. Totally. Choas. Foundation. Critical thinking. Democracy. Stalin. Hitler. Not the church.

Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."

Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"

Hym "Neat! I love those!"

Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"

Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"

Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"
Hym "Wow! I like him already! Tell me more!"

Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"

Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"

Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"

Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."

Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"

Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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Tbhk hate cult

The tbhk hate cult is an astonishing cult. They have made many hate videos about tbhk on the platform called "Tiktok". They also had war with the tbhk uwu accounts that have risen from the dead on June 24th 2021.
Hot girl - "Omg you follow @tbhkisgarbage on tiktok too? I love the tbhk hate cult!"

Hot girl 2 - "yeah duh all my homes hate tbhk."
by Tbhkhatecult June 20, 2021
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tire cult

👹tire cult👹
by oxygen_12345 July 29, 2021
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bash cult

Sect of satanism in which members participate in monthly sacrifices. The Bash Cult was responsible for the deaths/disappearances of over 400 individulals. Members included, H.H.Holmes, Edward Fish, Jeffery Dahmer, and others.
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by Bashcult January 22, 2014
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vegeta cult

The Vegeta cult is for the elite. If you are in the cult then you are cool. If you want to join then you must use a TikTok pfp containing an anime character with a green jack/Vegeta jacket.
Killua : Are you in the Vegeta Cult?
Tanjiro: Yep
Killua: Sweet, I am too!
by KILLUA’S LOVER August 6, 2021
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Ramen Cult

A friend group where they either go out on bikes or sit in a dark room and talk. There is constantly some type of issue with it.
The ramen cult is dead again.
by lstockl June 5, 2019
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this is not a cult podcast

Only the BEST podcast ever, featuring The Thrill, Young Don, and Astro Dior. New episodes monday and thursday.
Me: Have you seen the newest episode of This is Not a Cult podcast?
Person: Nah
Me: Are you crazy!?
by TheBesteveryeah December 16, 2022
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