When your jizz/cum comes out like a shotgun shell filled with 1000 pellets, it usually has a wide radius and hits the objects around the target.. cause=Cumming too fast
by California Sandstorm June 01, 2016
by Liam swearing in June 01, 2016
When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.
by Ezygon November 23, 2019
The Northernmost part of California. Where it's always raining, there are trees everywhere, it's usually cold, people don't like say like like like a million like times like, we don't all surf, we're either rude and introverted, rude and extroverted, or VERY FEW of us are nice and ambiverted. YES. IT EXISTS!! And it isn't just San Fransisco.
Person1: I'm from California!
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.
by NorthernCalifornian101 September 02, 2020
Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.
Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.
by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023
by the eyeball May 14, 2017
Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !
Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
by Big boy Bob January 09, 2022