faby bump

Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.

That model's not pregnant, that's totally a faby bump.

by freddyflow November 21, 2013

tongue bump

It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.

Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!

by Bobdobolina June 7, 2017

Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

Peruvian bump

When you breakdown meth, draw it up with a syringe and squirt it up your ass to get high!!

They wanted to high so we gave them a Peruvian bump!!

by MothrFuckr June 29, 2021

Electric Bump

To charge a battery, especially one on a low power percentage, for a brief period of time.

Is that a USB cord? Let me get an electric bump before I head out.

by EMC228 September 10, 2019

Dick Bumps

Bumps on the dick.

"She's so hot, she gives me dick bumps." -H "We don't fist bump around here, we dick bump." -J "One dick bump is no good." -R "Make sure your dick bumps are blue." -R

by Joe Byden July 10, 2021