geeky bastard

1.) Someone who knows more about Final Fantasy and Star Wars than they know about life.
2.) Someone who never leaves the computer.
3.) An ecentric person who dresses like Dr. Miller, my psychaiatrist.

1.) Jojo is such a geeky bastard...(jk)

2.) J:I gotta go my dad needs the pc
E:You geeky bastard! ... (jk)

3.) I hate going to that geeky bastard who keeps asking me what we should do with me... that stupid mofo...

by cherry February 28, 2004

Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.

She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.

by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011

Ugly bastard

an old, fat, hairy, sweaty, smelly, disgusting man

Donald Trump is one ugly bastard, isn't he?

by Dstruxion April 16, 2018

Bastard child

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.

"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"

by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009

ugly bastard

When a ugly midle aged man fucks your anime grill after 3 minutes of watching a potensially good anime that turned out to be a creepy huge age gap porno.

"Did you watch that recent hentai on hentaigasm? "

"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."

by weebjohnson December 15, 2017

Tired Bastard

A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.

Stop laying around Geoff and get a job ya " Tired Bastard".
(Tired C#*t)

by Peter Hines November 8, 2012

UnLUCKY Bastard!

A term describing Touma, a no-good guy with a neutering ability or a curse from God that nullifies all non-physical attacks on him.

He unaware that he built a harem with 9,000+ clones, a nun with the Vatican's most forbidden books, 2 Japanese Christian members, Rail Gun, and among others.

Somebody who's an "UnLUCKY Bastard!" shut that sadist boy.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018