Suicide Poker

A card game where who ever loses commits suicide.

A bit like Russian Roulette accept you play poker with cards and your still betting your life instead of chips.

Can be used as a metaphor in describing the actions of leaders of certain countries.

Saddam Hussein played suicide poker with George Bush and lost!!!

Suicide Poker by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

suicide doors 

Doors that open the oposite way than they usually do. Used in the 1930's by gangsters because they could easily hang out of their car with their tommy guns and shoot at the vehicle that was following them.

In the movie Dick Tracy they use vehicles with suicide doors.

suicide doors by Red Dog December 28, 2005

Suicide Bomber 

A Suicide bomber is someone who suicidally blows themself up (Usually a terrorist) With An Explosive (C-4 or a home made bomb most commonly) for a cause, Usually to inspire fear in civilians and governments

Person A: Hey dude did you hear about that Suicide Bomber on the news?

Person B: Yes. He fucked up that building pretty bad.

Suicide Bomber by Frilled Potato June 18, 2018

SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.

I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.

SUICIDE SQUIRREL by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010

Suicide Chump

An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.

-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-A suicide chump!

Suicide Chump by Dog talk November 18, 2010

Suicide Squeeze 

When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.

(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.

Suicide Squeeze by TScottsby September 20, 2012

Suicide Squad 

A shitty movie. The Joker "dies"

Dude: did u see suicide squad
Girl: I want to break up with you for watching that movie

Suicide Squad by I GOT A 11 INCH April 15, 2018