thumbs down stalker

People who stalk you on sites such as Urban Dictionary and give thumbs down to every single one of your posts and definitions.

Thumbs down stalkers give you thumbs down for no reason.

by udusers1 July 16, 2011

Stalkaholic

Someone that thinks everyone on the planet is stalking him/her. Even normal life behavior is viewed by the stalkaholic as "stalking them". Also, they feel as though they can never be stalkers, even when they exhibit the behavior that they deem others stalkers for doing. They are obsessed with being stalked. They wish it were true.

"OMG did you see Jason over there? Stop f***ing stalking me, stalker! God! I found out Jason was stalking me when I looked him up on the internet all day yesterday, I know where he lives and where his family lives. He is def. a stalker!"

"Ummm wow stalkaholic, besides don't you think that looking Jason up is kind of creepy on your part? You are stalking him!"

"Duh, no way! I'm not a stalker, tee hee!"

by cherrypit February 28, 2009

Phone Stalking

Phone Stalking is the continious non-stop, relentless phone calling to the same phone number determined to get the other person to pick up.

Man.... last night, her phone stalking me for over an hour really got to me, but I didn't want to talk to her and didn't answer her call.

by stunningone September 16, 2010

Alice Cullen stalking

Stalking someone in a way that Alice Cullen could - i.e. watching their past, present, and future.

Person A: You need to stop obsessing about Person C.
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!

by falloutboyfan182 July 24, 2010

Stalking

When you freakishly obsess over a specific person and you get pissed off at anyone who claims him for theirselves. Especially Nicole Roberts who used to obsess over this kid named Sean.

Awh shit, man, Nicole won't stop fucking stalking me. This bitch is crazy, hating on my girlfriend and sending her hate messages.

by loliluvme July 26, 2011

stalkerette

obsessively jealous stalking chick who won't stay in the garbage after you've squeezed all the juice you want out of her

Unfortuantely I got bored with her but having laid the pipe too well, now was saddled with a stalkerette

by joshster August 12, 2007

Stalkyoo stans

Overrated ship with toxic-ass stans who attack, bash, and hate on Yootip fans and drool over Nol's ginger abs.

Yootip fan: Likes Kousuke.

Stalkyoo stans:NOOOO Kousuke is disgusting, all he has ever done is buy stuff for her. STALKYOO ALL THE WAY."
Stalkyoo Stans #2:" I think we should be allowed to bully Yootip's."
"Allowed?? It's in my blood to.
Stalkyoo Stan #3: "Kousuke looked at her with SUCH a predatorial glance. I want to PROJECTILE VOMIT."

Stalkyoo Stans #4: "I bet Kousuke beats women and hooks up with random people because Hansuke suggested that he should get Winder and loosen up a bit."

Stalkyoo Stans #5: *Right after Kousuke gets tons of unwarranted hate.*

"YOU FEELING IT NOW KOUSUKE??" "YOOTIP FANS BE MAD." "I'M HONESTLY ECSTATIC RIGHT NOW."
*Later posts a fake ass apology then continues to spread hate.*
Bitch of course we're pissed.
Stalkyoo Stans #6: " AHAHAHAHA, REMEMBER WHEN YOOTIP WAS EVEN CONSIDERED AN OPTION?"
Stalkyoo Stan #7: "I don't get why people even like Kousuke. Nol is waaay better."
Boi why do you like ginger abs so much.

Stalkyoo Stan #8: *Is thirty year old woman* *admits to stalking 17 year old men on social media* *Abuses power as a leader of an I love yoo community and censors+ bans Yootipers who disagree with the thought that Kou is a predator because they don't put other toxic ginger abs worshippers in a good light.*

Stalkyoo Stan #9: * Is an actually reasonable person and accepts differing opinions and speaks up about the outrageous claims against Kou.*

Thank you to these people, you are a rarity in this toxic fandom. ♥️

by Frickintiredofthisdumbshit July 18, 2020