e-straining order

What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook

Former Girlfriends pretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."

by The Big Show 22 September 22, 2007

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Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.

Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.

by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011

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Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.

Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

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straightbreaker

someone of the same sex, usually a celebrity figure, who would cause a straight person to turn gay

Kat Von D is totally a straightbreaker. If I was a lesbian, I'd totally hit that.

by wildflower3915 January 7, 2009

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Straight Up the Pile

To be for real, straight up.

Yo man--you be "straight up the pile."

"You got that right."

for real straight up cool tight

by JLKLM November 17, 2009

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Shrainer

The shoe/trainer hybrid.
Too casual to be shoes - definitely not trainers as no sport could ever be undertaken in them.

Usually in two-tone brown, often slip-on or velcro, always ugly.

Can be seen on dress down fridays or family holidays as dad thinks they will be good for the pool in the day and the restaurant at night.

"I wish I could wear shorts to the office but I'd look like a dick if I wore them with shoes and the boss wont let me wear trainers"
"You could always wear shrainers like Patrick does?"
"I'd look less of a dick wearing shoes!"

"Right kids - who's ready for the disco?"
"Dad. I'm going nowhere with you if you're wearing your shrainers".

by Get Down Shep June 18, 2010

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