paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

by don vonjovi November 05, 2013

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steak umms

A used and destroyed vagina which hangs out of a dirty skank's filthy and rank jean shorts.

Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!

by Cakencock August 25, 2022

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Poke steak

Over sized pork chop with the thick gristle on it

I went over granny house and she made me a poke steak with mash potatoes

by YAHZEKE ZANE December 22, 2023

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kinda steak

When it's as sick as steak

I jevied the shit outta that test, it was kinda steak.

by kindaseak69 December 16, 2015

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Twank-steak

A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.

I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!

by Shabda Preceptor September 02, 2016

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