A stanky roommate, often remaining in his room and hogging the internet, seldom leaving. Occasionally makes journeys out to the kitchen to be stanky and make the house stink and make unhealthy food, and then not wash his dishes. Surprisingly, will take 30 minute showers, but still the stank remains. Likes to go to sobeys.
"Hey, sorry man I can't, i have to drive my stanky roommate to sobeys."
"I was late because the stank took a long shower"
"I was late because the stank took a long shower"
by real davinchki November 13, 2014

Noun- When you are sitting in such a way that you fart and the fart goes forward and between your testicle and leg. The moment when the air is trapped between your testicle and your leg is the moment you have a stank bulge.
Guy 1: Dude I did something embarrassing last night with my girl
Guy 2: What’d you do?
Guy 1: We were watching some “Family Guy” and I had to fart but I didn’t want it to be loud so I pulled a stank bulge.
Guy 2: What’d you do?
Guy 1: We were watching some “Family Guy” and I had to fart but I didn’t want it to be loud so I pulled a stank bulge.
by Anti-Rapistry April 18, 2021

by kiki stinks October 22, 2023

the act of being a stank and then people put those stands in the squad stank. the squad stank mainly consists faggots, assholes, ugly bitches, and bitches
Jaylen: Hey Michael, does the squad really stank?
Michael: Hell yeah it does, just make sure that the members of the squad stank don't meet up in one place or the world will blow up
Jaylen: EEEEEEEEEE
Michael: EEEEEEEEEEEE
Michael: Hell yeah it does, just make sure that the members of the squad stank don't meet up in one place or the world will blow up
Jaylen: EEEEEEEEEE
Michael: EEEEEEEEEEEE
by MR. Stanky June 19, 2016

by Tfstankbabygirlganglifelover69 November 10, 2019

Stank, the next evolution of “stink”, an endearing term for a loved one or romantic partner. A synonym for “love of my life”.
Oh her? That’s my stank over there.
by mcnulters October 28, 2021
