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strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.
I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.
.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025
mugGet the .9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.mug.

sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis
Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead
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Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
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Vadar Stamp

When you take the tip of your penis and slap it across a persons face, it will leave a red mark in a shape reminiscent of Darth Vadars helmet.
After giving her a blind puppy, I decided she needed a Vadar Stamp.
by Horn December 5, 2013
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Coban stamp

A coban stamps soul mate ALWAYS goes by the name lara and they are usually the cutest couple ever. Coban stamps are usually athletic and charismatic.
by ALOHAGUYS April 21, 2022
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Stamped

Man I have done a bunch of meth and this weed on top of it has me stamped
by Niksik May 14, 2021
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