hop the fence and squeeze the chickens

you hop a fence and squeeze the chickens, then when you get in trouble there is a good and confusing story to tell. you will probably be put in a mental institute.

dude i wanna hop the fence and SQUEEZE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by senor fluffy ears the elephant December 4, 2018

Gold Fish Squeeze

The act of trying to drown a goldfish.

Mafia Boss: Give him the gold fish squeeze
Mafia member: it ain’t working
Mr bubbles: Glub glub

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Is the squeeze worth the juice?

An backward analogy used to ask if something is worth doing or not. Typically the question is asked if the juice is worth the squeeze, but occasionally someone will ask the question backwards i.e. is the squeeze worth the juice?

When discussing a new project, our manager asked "is the squeeze worth the juice?"

by Funnybanker May 12, 2021

Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Netflix and squeal

When she wanna get down, but ain't the one.

We're going steady, ya kno?

Ohhh...so a netflix and squeal kinda thing?

by Kingtrolo64p August 26, 2022

matthew is a squeaker

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.

"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark

by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022

I love you hand squeeze

Holding your lovers hand and want to secretly let them know you love them. You squeeze their hand three times. Once for each word. I *squeeze* love*squeeze* you *squeeze*

Girlfriends mind: we’re in public.. but he’s so cute I wanna tell him I love him… oh I know!
-girlfriend grabs boyfriends hand and squeezes three times-

The I love you hand squeeze

by Errrorr November 25, 2022