fuck sponge

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

spongecular

When a man is talking to a woman and becomeds overly attracted to her by hitting on her in an extreme way. Most of the time it is an older man hitting on a younger woman.

A man strikes a conversation with a women and does not let it end. He will continue to hit on her making the situation more unconfortable every minute becoming spongecular. Eventually he will follow her around in order to talk to her more becoming a creepy pervert.

by rinoman October 16, 2008

Spongebobed

When a male/female uses their teeth during the act of a blowjob, skinning the penis with the upper and lower teeth.

1: Damn dude, my dick really hurts.
2: What happened?
1: Last night when I got head, the bitch spongebobed my dick

by East_CoastOD April 9, 2013

Sponge Monkey

The teenage guy paid to squeegee the cum off the glass of the booth after a peep show.

Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.

by orc chops August 2, 2013

Spongebob Squarepants

A show on Nickelodeon that is about a under sea spong with his friend Patrick Star

Spongebob Squarepants has adult jokes hidden and planted everywhere

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

sponge bag

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"

Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag

by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016

sponge butt

A sponge butt is a big ass butt that soaks up a fuckton of shit and provides amble padding for extended periods of sitting. Also, may produce thunder like farting

My mom has a hell of a sponge butt

by Syralee February 20, 2017