smoked stupid

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.

Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.

by offya January 3, 2012

smoke Jesus

A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.

Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.

Don’t just smoke weed smoke JESUS

by Jxhnny_Gxddamn August 6, 2019

Big smoke

slang for Scotland Yard/London, because of all the smoke in London.
just quite possibly the reason why the guy who snitched on the GSFs was called Big Smoke.

'Rebus is drafted down to the big smoke to work on a murder inquiry.'
Smoke and Ryder are cunts.

by bob the destroyer May 13, 2005

Smoking Jacket

A sexual act similar to the Sacramento Sweater, except with an aromatic sprinking of tobacco.

To protect myself from the ashes of my lover Eduardo's pulsating Cuban cigar I always wear my Smoking Jacket.

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

Dragon Smoke

When smoking, take a nice long pull, then exhale completely through your nose, like a dragon.

Dan: Man, Tim blew Dragon Smoke last night and the girls went crazy, like usual.
Alex: That bastard. They always do...

by Smokey Water January 13, 2009

blowing smoke

someone who is a big 'liar liar pants on fire'!

smoke blower: So sorry dude, I have to go to an emergency meeting at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and had to cancel my flight to Sydney.
me: ok no worries, lets reschedule for next month.
smoke blower: Facebook check in 'arrived at Sydney Airport today at 10:20am'.
me: oh, he's totes blowing smoke.

by Mulder26 October 26, 2012

smoke eater

a firefighter; a fireman

An off duty smoke eater informed the police that someone planned to set off some illegal fireworks.

by Light Joker February 6, 2005