Gorilla Smack

When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.

While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

snatch smack

to be blocked from another girl while in chase for the opposite or same sex. female version of "cock block" .

Amy thought that he was hot, but that other bitch moved in and snatch smacked her right in front of Amy.

Amber was a lesbian and she knew the girl on the other side of the bar wanted the blonde in the corner, so Amber moved quick in and snatch smacked the other girl straight out of the way.

by Blake and Emily February 18, 2008

smack the duck

telling something like it is

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.

by LMaverick123 December 6, 2016

Flat smacked

And action word to flat smack the shit out of a glober for saying some scientism bullshit

I flat smacked the shit out of adhd for using our trade mark

by The flat baller July 25, 2023

Flat smacked

And action word to flat smack the shit out of a glober for saying some scientism bullshit

I flat smacked the shit out of adhd for using our trade mark

by The flat baller July 25, 2023

smack a toe

To travel by foot

Person1: How are we going to the beach?

Person2: Let's smack a toe

by OneArmedSwimmer March 9, 2011

Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018