smacks it up

Colloquial phrase used by residents of Buckinghamshire to indicate when something is 'good'. Not acknowledged by anyone else in the Universe.

Laura (From Buckinghamshire) - This film really smacks it up!
Nick (From Yorkshire) - What the hell are you talking about, Laura?

by Alienratboy March 4, 2008

smack a toe

To travel by foot

Person1: How are we going to the beach?

Person2: Let's smack a toe

by OneArmedSwimmer March 9, 2011

Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018

Gorilla Smack

When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.

While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

Flat smacked

And action word to flat smack the shit out of a glober for saying some scientism bullshit

I flat smacked the shit out of adhd for using our trade mark

by The flat baller July 25, 2023

the big smack

any type of sexual encounter that involves one of the partners being smacked against a wall

Bro: "Aw damn, you gave your girl the big smack last night?"

Other bro: "Yeah, she got a bloody nose, but I popped a hard-on"

by big boi buford April 19, 2018

Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

by By hook or crook January 11, 2012