Spongebob Nap

So hungover that napping is hard. You can't bare to move and can only comprehend the intelligence of Spongebob Squarepants. Wumbo

"I got so drunk last night I had to take a Spongebob nap today!"

by squirrelnutz123 September 17, 2011

cock slinger

any foreigner who has hairy balls

"You are a mother fucking COCK SLINGER!!!!!"

"Now children be good or you'll end up like a cock slinger"

by Chelsea Reuben Jello September 22, 2008

slonkey

The mix between a slut and a donkey. Usually gets way too wasted and either starts to cry or be a belligerant slut. Favorite drink of choice is cherry burnetts. All slonkeys have incredibly annoying voices and love yonni k.

Emily: "Hey dub dee, your a slonkey"
Diane: "well roomie your a slonkey too"

by MeloMan June 7, 2007

cum sponge

one who ingests cum much like a sponge absorbs liquid

hey send the chick with crooked teeth and fairy tattoo on her arm of jewett city connecticut over here...shes the biggest cum sponge in the world!

by chainsawcharlie86 October 20, 2007

sponge

The feminine half of a lesbian couple, the masculine half being the stone.

The sponge stepped aside while the stone beat the shit out of the workmen making smart-arse remarks.

by Geronimo Sailor May 18, 2006

bullet sponge

a person in halo or another shooter game who absorbs every bullet shot at them.

dude i cant even believe youre dead, total bullet sponge.

by vitalviper12 June 21, 2011

Spongebob

a yellow laughing sponge that lives under the sea
who works at the krust crab and likes to jelly fish, also one of my favortie cartoons untill new episodes began to make him dummer, and more violent.

Hey did you watch spongebob last night?

by rckitlow November 20, 2009