Slocket

When your looking for a new purse/wallet to replace your first one, you should always look for a good amount of slockets to keep all your cards/credit cards in.
Two words put in one:
Slot and pocket.
More than 12 slockets is the best as you always have far too many cards/credit cards in your purse/wallet.

Me/You: "Mum/Mom, I need to buy a new purse, my other one is broken."

At the shopping centre/the mall:
Mum/Mom: "What colour are you looking for?"
Me/You: "I don't care about the colour right now, it's all about the number of slockets in side the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "What's a slockets dear?"
Me/You: *sigh* "I've already told you, it's the place where you keep your cards/credit cards. I preferably would like more than 12 in the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "Alright."

by rizzledupwords June 23, 2015

slockfock

A cunt

My mate is such a slockfock sometimes

by BJ1998 November 27, 2017

shockstering

the act of being a habitual shocker through your sheer intelligence, appearance, etc; the act of shocking others, catching their attention by surprise on a continual basis

I like shockstering, but I'm not conceited.

by siCi September 23, 2007

shocktar

Stupid, insane, crazy

Shutup you stupid shocktar!

by Beah January 2, 2008

Shock Phishing

The act of attaching a false story to a shocking and/or gruesome image and posting it on a social media website in order to increase page traffic.

My friend fell victim to Shock Phishing when he posted the hoax story about the baby with cancer

by Dr Stan February 8, 2013

shock wild

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value

Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.

That bike seat went up my shocker dock.

by Knutmeg June 28, 2014