sloppy hog

Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.

After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.

by the sloppy hog master April 26, 2015

slippery nuggets

When you testicles are sweaty so they stick to your pants and you have to peel them off your pants, often occurs at place/ evnts like a wedding, or a funeral, and sometimes even denstist appointments.

Man, oh, man, I have a bad case of the slippery nuggets, I should use the bathroom to un-slippify myself.

by Jimmy Flamingo March 8, 2016

sloppy nob

When yo girl suck so hard you jizz in her mouf and she spit it on yo nob

Girl you trippin you gave me sloppy nob

by Grandmas cookie November 17, 2016

sloppy ear

When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.

I gave Stephanie a sloppy ear.

by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017

slippery shower handle

When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling

Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle

by Thatdude41 April 12, 2017

sloppy chalupa

Creampied fupa

Bill is so nasty, he gave Nikki a sloppy chalupa

by HandyBrandy August 13, 2017

Sloppy mcdouble

When you need a ride home and just have a enough for a McDouble. So you get a McDouble with extra ketchup and blow someone with a McDouble in your mouth.

Hey I'll trade you a sloppy McDouble for a ride home

by Teemunny April 23, 2018