shave the dog

To masturbate; masturbation

Jim is always in his room looking at dirty magazines and shaving the dog

by Wayner May 13, 2005

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Shave or No Shave

When a group, normally males, discusses whether a girl shaves her Vagina or not, it is normal to give a reason why.

Sean: Chelsea, shave or no shave?

Brett: Definatly not, she's to greasy to do it.

by skinny.boy September 26, 2009

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A meat-headed jock that has done sooo many steroids that it made his penis miniscule. He thinks he's hot, but reality hasn't hit him yet. Cat shit covered in sand looks better than he ever will. He thinks he's good at football but all he's really good at is warming the left bench, for all of the other good-looking football players.

Christopher Shaver

by VaJJMcBadass June 10, 2011

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Shave

A failed attempt at screaming "Shame!" at your friend in a moment of desperation. "Shave" is now one of the many ways to bring down a horrible onslaught of shame on the "shavee" (One who gets shaved).

Stupid child: "I don't like Radiohead."
You: "Shave!"

by Hunter_song August 12, 2009

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