semen slingshot

During in appropriate removal of a condom due to the elastic nature, the semen is launched with high velocity.

Last night I accidentally blinded Stacy with my semen slingshot! sex semen condom temporary blindness

by MBD Studios May 30, 2016

semen breath

Occurs when a person frequently swallows man chowder

I gave ali my whole pack of gum today because she had the worst case of semen breath in the history of cock sucking.

by Boss ninja13 June 3, 2016

Semila

A name originated from bosnia that means greatness and tranquilitty.

Semila is happy.

by Hogbondwarf October 25, 2016

semen lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope

Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.

by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017

semahj

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...he's affectionate and kind. He's a momma's boy with high respect for women! Everyone loves Semahj

Tyesha gave birth to a beautiful baby boy named Semahj

by Hismother:-) June 20, 2017

Semicandid

When you know photos are being taken, you're prepared, but the photo you chose wasn't one you were particularly prepared/posing for.

Aww you like that photo? It was totally #Semicandid :')

by CharmingChurro314 June 29, 2017

semeh

aka smh. Kelly Nguyen is the founder and CEO of semeh®️

Can be used as a noun, adjective, and adverb.

Ex:

Person : I got a F on my test

Kelly : You’re a semeh.

Person : I got a F on my test

Kelly : You’re a semeh.

by Salty_Susan xoxo May 17, 2018