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Super Secret Santa

When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.
Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?

Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*
by Damionx October 7, 2008
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Security Boob

Similar to a security blanket; when one partner reaches around and grabs the breast of the other partner for comfort. This can be done either consciously or subconsciously.
"Mike, you always hold my boob when you're sleeping...what is it, your security boob?"
by Mike 'n Steph January 25, 2011
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secret sauce

The shit that mickey d's puts on their burgers and shit. and cool special moves that are your own.
Hit me with that burger toss cuz all i want is that special sauce

andrew, kick out your secret sauce
by nitf July 4, 2006
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Secret City

The unofficial nickname for New Bedford, MA.
Called Secret City due to the local hidden talent that stays undiscovered in the artistic underground. Coined by SkyKing.
You'll never hear my single on the radio because it was recorded in Secret City.
by El Phillippe! December 10, 2014
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Secrets Don't Make Friends

Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.
Fuck You!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make...
by XBandaidgesX June 10, 2011
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secret ingredient

to add to a food or item.
1)i added a secret ingredient. its love....my love

2)do these brownies have any secret ingredients???
by Doug...H October 23, 2005
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Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007
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