Sebastian

People named this most likely have gel spiked hair with glasses that over exaggerate their eye size.

“Bro you look like a Sebastian with those glasses”

by dominno June 2, 2025

Dirty Sebastian

When a man projectile vomits in another man's butt.

I heard that Bill was given a dirty sebastian, I wonder if it was chunky or not.

by Envybear3473 April 2, 2024

Sebastian

A fatass that loves to insult you he is seb an idiot and moron and blames all his problems on you

"This is all your fault for not giving me your work"

this is what Sebastian says: Om nom nom, fuck you, Kill yourself, are all the things he says he also plays cheeseburger simulator

by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024

A "Sebastian Chemnitz"

When you're hitting a girl raw, but wish to keep your edging streak so you pee in her instead of busting a load.

Guy 1: "So I bet you broke your edging streak after spending the night with Samantha"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just pulled a "Sebastian Chemnitz" I'm good".

by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

Sebastian

greeeeen, fuck nigga

jk hes gay as fuck

"that's the gayest man ive ever seen"
"nah that's just a Sebastian"

by bloobboobs April 18, 2024

Sebastian

A cocky dude that loves dick

That is a Sebastian

by sigma.thegreat April 30, 2024

Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."

Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!

by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024