scratch

Saskatchewanese for the basic ingredients used for cooking, instead of store bought mixes.

We made the hamburgers were made from scratch.

by Dillon Forsberg September 25, 2005

scratch

{v.}= an occurrence brought on by the heat of the moment when the male moves too haphazardly in attempting to slip his penis inside of the female's vagina but inadvertently misses, thus causing his penis to slide either onto her vulva or between her buttocks; inspired by a similar parallel in a game of billiards whereby the cue misses the cueball and hits the felt of the table, sometimes actually scratching the surface; may also be used as a general referrence to missing any orifice intended for sexual penetration

"Last night, I got so hot when I was with my girl that when I went to put it in her I had to have a do-over because I scratched."

by Historophy January 4, 2012

scratch paper

The act of cumming on a girls back till there is a puddle at the base of her back then dipping your dick into the puddle and doing your homework on her to save paper.

Hey girl, can I use you as scratch paper?

by dabrews April 12, 2017

Scrotching

When a man provides unwanted advice about how to play a sport better

Jimmy loved scrotching all of the women on his co-ed softball team on how to be better athletes.

by Wohovio October 25, 2017

Canadian Duck Scratcher

a South African man who enjoys scratching jaguars or other felines normally in their naughty places

Bob is such a Canadian Duck Scratcher!

by Lord and Lady D February 9, 2009

skritchy

Trailor trash like, dirty, disheveled.

The neighborhood is skritchy and smells of urine.

by Jiames B. Larson December 3, 2006

skritch

great person to be around, and a great bestest friend!

skritch has an awesome older brother.

by scorchie February 12, 2003