Sacramento Shampoo

The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.

Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".

Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".

by APeezy_UK54 November 20, 2010

scrambled eggs

when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.

"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."

by DickRay October 18, 2008

Scam

A way to get free money for doing basically nothing. see YTE

Director: Hmm, I think I'll charge money for things I don't provide or services I don't teach!
(Parent walks in)
Parent: I'll volunteer for my kids!
Director: Brilliant! Not only will I be getting free money, I will make parent volunteers do all the work! Mwhaha, what a good scam! I shall call it YTE!

by yeayeayea March 20, 2003

Scramble

When you feel like you have to fart but end up shitting your pants.

I made a scramble in the restaurant yesterday.

by dude September 27, 2003

scrambler

the vehicle used by a scally from liverpool usually a member of the lacoste wearers (thats nearly everyone)

lad i've bricked the windows no lets bounce. fuckin get the scrambler on the go!

by margera October 16, 2003

scrambled fetus

A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.

I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!

by fOokz October 23, 2003

Sacramento

Sacramento is a mid-sized city located in Northern California. It’s really not that great of a place. The best thing about it is the ethnic diversity and low crime rate. Besides that, it’s pretty much devoid of culture and can be quite boring. Some people would like to think of Sacramento as a great city, but that’s only because they don’t know better. Let me clear up some misconceptions:

1) There is a large population of state workers here. It’s the city’s biggest industry.
2) There are cows. Just go to Rio Linda or Elk Grove. You’ll see them.
3) There aren’t any real ghettos or very affluent areas. South Sac and Oak Park are poor, but not Compton-level ghetto. The Pocket is rich, but not Beverly Hills rich. This makes Sacramento fairly homogeneous in social class.
4) Sacramento is boring to people who have experienced the nightlife of a city that actually has culture. The second Saturday art walks, music scene, and Cesar Chavez Park concerts aren’t really that great.
5) UC Davis is a superior school to CSUS. Better funding, better programs, more rigorous courses. CSUS is easy, but not academically challenging.
6) The weather isn’t that good. It’s either very hot or very rainy/cold. The cool autumn weather only lasts a few weeks.
7) There’s never snow, but that’s just another thing that sucks about Sacramento, cuz snow is fun.

No one in Sacramento over the age of 17 uses the word "hella." Except Gwen Stefani.

by TheKoolAidGuy August 30, 2010