cool spoon

When Corey is hanging out with you and takes out a spoon and shoves into his rectum and dances around like a Mexican jumping bean

Hey look the guy is doing the cool spoon and he is great at it.

by Sakalaraka June 17, 2016

The spoon isn't real

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.

Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.

by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016

slotted spoon

A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.

Steve is a slotted spoon.

by artistotle May 5, 2017

Tea spoon and ladle

When a midget gets spooned by a giant

me and my boyfriend tea spoon and ladle in bed last night

by Little midge June 17, 2017

perfect spoon

When both bodies fit into each other exactly and the TV is still completely visible for the big spoon.

It’s the perfect spoon.

by Que888 May 19, 2018

Pimp spoon

When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be

“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”

“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”

by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 27, 2018

Self Spoonage

When you commit suicide with a spoon

Help! My sister committed self spoonage

by Zoey6669 July 25, 2019