Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.

Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."

by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020

vbx syndrome

The Vbx syndrome is the condition where a person is un-phased by all their surroundings and are in a state of numbness where they listen to ONE song on repeat/loop for hours on end without any concern for time, boredom and enjoy doing it.

hey bro you've been listening to Rockstar by DaBaby for hours? you got the Vbx Syndrome?

by Omz July 2, 2020

Zandi Syndrome

A sudden onset of fear that people are quoting Mark Zandi too much.

"Wow, I just read Financial Shock. It told me all this stuff, like...."
"I believe that you are suffering from Zandi Syndrome."

by Goosiepie December 25, 2008

Vet Syndrome

Also known as veteran syndrome, vet syndrome is what happens to all veterans after they retire from the glorious Club Penguin Army that is the RPF. (Rebel Penguin Federation) Upon leaving the RPF and having spent a considerable amount of their worthless lives in the army, these veterans realised they've wasted countless days on a dying children's video game without having reached major Club Penguin Clout. To release all their anger and pentup emotions they roll up in the main chat of the RPF discord attempting to bend and break as many rules as possible without getting punished because they get a kick out of it or something.

Oh look its that retard Wolves, back again to break all of our rules, he must have vet syndrome.

by Yo Based January 18, 2021

DeVos syndrome

Uncontrollable, bowl-shattering diarrhea in which some of the poop and/or poop-tainted water sprays out of the bowl because of the force involved.

Do not go in the bathroom. I have DeVos syndrome and there is shit everywhere.

by Irritable Bowels December 8, 2018

december syndrome

The process of everything falling to shit during the month of December, due only to the fact that it is December.

I don't know, dude, sounds like december syndrome.

by baconstrrip December 6, 2010

ranpo syndrome

a condition where all you can think and talk about is ranpo

person 1: hey man can you pass me that pencil?
person 2:oh hey this pencil is green! you know what else is green? ranpos eyes!

person 1:you really have a serious case of ranpo syndrome

by toe snatcher 9000 November 5, 2023