Sworded

When you piss out your vaginal or penial gland and your Butthole at the same damn time.

I just sworded.

Damn she’s a sworder.

That man just sworded. Pause...

by Master Produkt February 26, 2018

sworded

When someone was a baddie and swears

OMG!!!! YOU SWORDED!

by someone353535353535353353 May 27, 2022

Sworded

A newer baseball definition/unrecorded stat popularized by Trevor Bauer, it describes getting extremely jammed on a pitch and not being able to finnish a swing

"Eric Sim got jammed on a high and inside fastball"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"

by Some random baseball guy February 20, 2024

Sworded

The action of being killed by a sword.

I got sworded in a fight.

by PirateTreasure July 30, 2017

struggle sword

A male phallus that cannot get hard ( erectile disfunction )

I woke up next to this fat beast the next morning, man did I have a "struggle sword"!

by nakaknak November 14, 2007

Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.

Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”

by Yayemo23 April 11, 2007

Poopoo Sword

a sword made of feces.

i sliced him with my poopoo sword

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 08, 2022