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CAP SWAG

1. Chuck Norris’ groin tattoo.

2. Michael Jackson’s son Blanket’s blanket.

3. WWF Iron Sheik Mid Camel Clutch.

4. Dr. Seuss.

5. The Grinch after all the Whos down in Whoville sang Dahoo Dores (for the 3rd time).

6. Captain Jack Sparrow after some really bad eggs!

7. Men in Black.

8. Buzz Lightyear and Woody from Toy Story 1 rivalry.

9. Monday-Sunday night keg stands in modified Bob the Builder hats.

10. Eddie Murphy’s Couch.

11. Lance Bass on the Moon.

12. PSY auditioning for the Karate Kid.

13. Jay Z Black Label.

14. The “ FUCK IT “ Bucket.

15. Beanies in the Desert.

16. Not wearing a fitted.

17. Wearing a snapback that says “ PHItted “

18. Knowing when cops are on duty.

19. Mobile Art.

20. Myley Cyrus twerking with a Coca Cola polar bear skin.

21. Justin Bieber rocking Supra shirtless and wet.

22. Che Guavara Hat. (just the hat).

23. Charlie Sheen’s sheets ( HI-YO!).

24. Sweaty Rambo headband.

25. A Laurel Crown.

26. Snoop XYZ locks for Halloween.

27. Fighting Cancer.
28. Bill Clinton hairpiece

29. Barbie whipping her back and forth pre-Ken

30. Ken leaving Barbie for Black Barbie (weave)

31. Darth Vador pre-reveal

32. Finding Nemo : Gill : Tiki Mask : SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA !

33. Batman

34. Superman Curl

35. E.T. dressed as a babushka

36. 1 strand of Homer Simpson hair

37. Rafiki with the mango. SPLAT!

38. Baby simba sporting hyena skull headwear

39. Pinocchio’s nose as a clothes rack

40 Sherlock Holmes + Deerstalker cap + blowing bubbles

41. Clockwork orange caps

42. GAMBAY

I.E. Proving haters wrong.
Hater 1 : " Dat Shits Hot!
Hater 2 : " Fuckin tough
You : Got dis joint from CAP SWAG. Suck it

I.E. moment when you realize the DISNEY WORLD OF HATS was real.

Abu the monkey : " ‘Aladdin, where did you get that taqiyah ( CAP )’ ???
Aladdin : This silly old thing ? not sure...I have always had my CAP SWAG

I.E. Your first HAPPY MEAL with a FITTED toy SURPRISE!

Happy little baby : giggle clap hands throw cheerios

Ronald McDonald : here's a side of CAP SWAG with your BigMac

I.E. : TUPAC and BIGGIE’S joint

BIGGIE : it was all a dream

TUPAC: just been hiding out at CAP SWAG

I.E. "Pissing off my principal, parents, parole officer, da po-po, and getting *U*** with my CAP SWAG."

“YEEZUS” baptism.

KANYE WEST : “ Amen. You have officially been CAP SWAGGED.”

JAY-Z : “ (Possessed Shaking) Preach. CAP SWAG is rushing over me.”

GOOGLE IT!

Facebook : Cap Swag. 227k likes.

Instagram : Cap Swag.

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by signup.capswag.com August 29, 2013
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SWAG

My car was was just SWAG!! Help!
by Maxieboy616 January 3, 2010
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dope swag

adj. Used to describe something that has a certain amount of dope but isn't just dope and a certain amount of swag but isn't quite swag
Shelby, who is lactose intolerant, only had 1 pt. of ice-cream without breaking out with hives. Dope swag!
by Dopeswag March 17, 2015
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Swag Trip

When a person believes that they enduce a more significant amount of swag than others.
Jay: "Dick really thinks he is cooler than everyone."
Owen: "Yeah, Dick is on a total swag trip."
by tan-man April 30, 2014
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dalia is swag

dalia is very swag
dalia is swag so swag indeed
by k3nmqz April 1, 2021
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Single Swag

Phrase used to describe one's single relationship status. Most often when a guy breaks up with his girlfriend. Guys are ususally happy when they use this term. A lot of the time a guy who has his single swag on is hot, sexy, fine or all of the above.
Girl 1- Are Joey and Sara still dating?
Girl 2- No, Joey has his single swag on.

Guy 1- I love flirting and grinding openly with every girl.
Guy 2- Yeah i'm so glad i have my single swag on again.
by strawberry14 November 10, 2010
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Swag Fag

A guy that spends his life savings on a pair of beats headphones that he wears just as an accessory and says phrases such as "bro" and "brah" and sometimes wears a hat with a flat bill that's pointed strait up into the sky or even a beanie that is barley making contact with the sides of their head and is instead simply resting on top of their skull. Sometimes they wear sunglasses to hide their shame and simultaneously check out girls asses without them knowing because that's the closest they will get. They also sport a lanyard that dangles from their pocket all the way down to their socks and sometimes have a pair of ear buds hanging from the collar of their shirt even though they have beats on their ears 24/7. They usually rely on what they wear to feel like they are part of something and spend most of their time with girls but is always friendzoned.
Me: That kid with the beanie 6 inches off of his forehead and the beats solos is a compete swag fag.

Bob: The swag level is off the charts.
by SpankyMcNuts August 10, 2014
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