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When a person believes that they enduce a more significant amount of swag than others.
Jay: "Dick really thinks he is cooler than everyone."
Owen: "Yeah, Dick is on a total swag trip."
by tan-man March 23, 2014
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A sexual act in which a female shits on the floor. Three men then cum on the shit. The shit-cum is then placed in a blender and blended with ice and the female's pee. After this the female butt-chugs the shit-pee-cum smoothie. Then the men all cum in her butt. Lastly, the woman shits all this out on the three men's chests.
"Dude, that was a total Tan-man fest last night!"
by tan-man August 4, 2007
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