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dope stroke

A dope stroke is when a person has over used cocain based *chemical* drugs to a point to where the person is non functional or dysfunctional.
Cuz 'bout stupid as hell! He was fine until he started smokin' crack, he must have had a dope stroke!
by Shaybird8835 December 8, 2017
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hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.
I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.
by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018
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stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016
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stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016
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Stroke N' Go

When you beat off right before going out to do something. "S.N.G" for short
Jenna: Hey Drue, you coming out tonight?
Drue: Yea let me Stroke N' Go real fast
by The bigger truth 96 July 21, 2016
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Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.
Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.
by Doesnatcher July 10, 2016
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Stroke & Choke

The proper way of explaining a good ole' hand job and blowjob combo. As stated in the title, obviously one cannot cum without the other. It's not necessary that she chokes, but if she does, bonus!
Last night I was just trying to enjoy my Mac Demarco album when this chick started giving me a stroke & choke
by fat nastay February 6, 2018
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