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signal squirt

The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.
I just got the signal squirt. Now I can wipe my ass!
by Linguist453 May 20, 2014
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squirt

Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.
by ComradeCat2024 December 31, 2023
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first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022
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Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.
I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”
by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023
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Super Squirt

when you make a girl squirt while she is on her period menstrual period cycle, instead of the normal pussy fluids. so much blood squirts out and it feels ten million times better than a squirt which is a super orgasm that feels better 1000 times than a normal orgasm. and your sheets going to be red again like when she was a virgin and she will love you so much because her period can be over in one second and no more cramps or pain until next egg release next month. this probably will go into urban legends because not many people can make their girlfriend or wife squirt. takes a lot of love unconditionally on both sides of the relationship. neither can fake it.
what a super soaker, she super squirted on my sheets a vampire dream, a sight to see. super squirt.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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squirt

a summer camp game which is for <10 y/o children. the most skibidi game i found.
Bro 1: hey, do you think things could get worse?
Bro 2: SQUIRT!!
by mrbeast539275 December 4, 2024
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Carolina Squirt Gun

The act of having a sexual intercourse while wearing a condom and after you ejaculated you tie the condom and poke a hole in the tip and squeeze the semen all over the girl.
Dude me and Heather were knocking boots and when I finished I hit her with the 'Carolina Squirt Gun'
by Mingster November 17, 2021
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