smasheyes

Fairly varied in it's use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. Violence and nudity can ensue.

I got so smasheyes last night, I tried to get off with my mum.

Don't look over there at him, he's fucking smasheyes, he'll kick your fucking head in...

Let's throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes

Old Smasheyes is back!

Ahhhhh! I'm fucking SMASHEYES!

by James Cridland November 22, 2006

smafuck

A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."

That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

smashpiss

To consume a large quantity of alcoholic beverage (usually Beer) in a very short time.

The godfather just wants to smashpiss after winning the grand final.

by smashpiss February 25, 2008

Smartr'er

Used to define someone that is more intelligent than a compreble object or person, that is often used with humor in saying that your smart but your not acting like it. As used by Kurt Taylor on his blog.

My blog can make you smartr'er.

by kurtguz March 19, 2009

Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.

"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.

by CKB Productions December 31, 2008

smashed like joy

(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.

I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.

by sniki July 6, 2010

Smackin the bunny

Masturbation

Dude that sucked when your mom totally caught you smackin the bunny!

by THEBUNNYSMACKA123 August 7, 2010