Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.
for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.
fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)
We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.
fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)
We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
by Critically insane March 02, 2010
When a man inserts his penis into the rectum of another gentleman, the two scrotums (scrota?) come into contact. As the intercourse intensifies, the scrotums will make a distinctive slapping sound. Umm, at least that's what I've heard. I read about it once, honestly.
by Trevor Alexander July 27, 2004
when a man still has some cum on the end of his dick and slaps a girl in the face with it, leaving a paint-like smear on her face
by Crushtheworld November 24, 2006
by Yeahhhh Biiiidddddd November 19, 2010
by Brainiac January 09, 2005
In reference to baseball, to give the Slap Ass, one must lower the arm to waist height with the forearm slightly elevated. On the approach of another teammate from behind, the wrist is bent back slightly and a quick tap is given on the ass.
This act of sportsmanship and encouragement is given following either a good play, a play that was ruined, or for just plain pep.
The slap ass is limited too, but does not exclude, coaches of other sports, as well as other sports players.
NOTE: This is the ONLY instance in which another male may slap another male's ass, and not be considered gay by fellow teammates. On-lookers, fans, and friends are not subject to this requirement, and thus may consider you gay.
This act of sportsmanship and encouragement is given following either a good play, a play that was ruined, or for just plain pep.
The slap ass is limited too, but does not exclude, coaches of other sports, as well as other sports players.
NOTE: This is the ONLY instance in which another male may slap another male's ass, and not be considered gay by fellow teammates. On-lookers, fans, and friends are not subject to this requirement, and thus may consider you gay.
Friend 1: Man, did you just see that awesome web gem?
Friend 2: Yeah, he even got a slap ass afterwards.
Onlooker 1: Did you just see that guy give a slap ass to the other guy? I think they may be gay.
Onlooker 2: No, they aren't. They play baseball.
Onlooker 1: Ohhhhh.
Friend 2: Yeah, he even got a slap ass afterwards.
Onlooker 1: Did you just see that guy give a slap ass to the other guy? I think they may be gay.
Onlooker 2: No, they aren't. They play baseball.
Onlooker 1: Ohhhhh.
by StevieE May 09, 2007
To purposefully, publicly, indiscreetly disrespect someone whose face is not worthy for hands and soul not reputable enough for a pimp slap or bitch slap, by humiliating this repugnant enemy with the swing of a pizza slice that connects with his/her/its face.
This demoralizing act is acutely difficult due to the size of the slapping device and the proximity to the person being slapped. The specific type of slap we are considering often takes place during an argument, at a table designated for eating, and/or when someone is not paying attention to you as in a sneak attack pizza slap (less difficult to complete). It is usually performed by someone who lacks the confidence to deliver a strong punch, or by someone whose confidence oozes out their ears and executes this smack of humility to prove how skilled he/she is.
Remember, to complete a pizza slap, you must hold on to the slice of pizza through the connection with the face of your enemy. Should you release the slice prior to its marriage with the cheek, it would constitute a food fight. And you know that shit's just juvenile. Also, beware of your opponent's potential reaction to this action. Please be warned that he/she/it may be speechless, in awe, with a bright red face (from both rage and the pizza's ingredients), or bawling in tears. Once a pizza slap is finalized, you'll realize that it's a great way to end argument, and would be quite ironic if you pizza slap a pizza bitch.
This demoralizing act is acutely difficult due to the size of the slapping device and the proximity to the person being slapped. The specific type of slap we are considering often takes place during an argument, at a table designated for eating, and/or when someone is not paying attention to you as in a sneak attack pizza slap (less difficult to complete). It is usually performed by someone who lacks the confidence to deliver a strong punch, or by someone whose confidence oozes out their ears and executes this smack of humility to prove how skilled he/she is.
Remember, to complete a pizza slap, you must hold on to the slice of pizza through the connection with the face of your enemy. Should you release the slice prior to its marriage with the cheek, it would constitute a food fight. And you know that shit's just juvenile. Also, beware of your opponent's potential reaction to this action. Please be warned that he/she/it may be speechless, in awe, with a bright red face (from both rage and the pizza's ingredients), or bawling in tears. Once a pizza slap is finalized, you'll realize that it's a great way to end argument, and would be quite ironic if you pizza slap a pizza bitch.
If you really hate your ex-girlfriend, you should ask her to dinner and pizza slap her in front of the entire restaurant.
by Syracuse JOHNSON October 17, 2009