Singletown

A lonely place where single people live.

"oh i heard you bought a new flat in singletown?"

- "yeah it's new so it's EMPTY LIKE MY SOUL"

by danny8800 August 10, 2012

Single Stare

Someone who wears a patch over one eye and stares.

I went to school with a creepy kid who always gave me a single stare.

by squirter November 15, 2012

Singletin

A Singletin is a highly eligible single professional.

Jane is a Singletin, she is one of the most eligible females in the country.

Jane wants to be introduced to Mark because he is also a Singletin.

by Anneet February 26, 2013

single penguin

Also know as 'Single pringle' used to describe a person who is single or just come out of a relationship. It is mostly used with teenagers

pringle dumped lonely teenager relationship single penguin single penguin

by NaiNai1226 February 23, 2014

Single Goggles

Single, ready to mingle. That's all it ends up to be. You're not invested in anyone, so what harm would it be ? This opportunity allows you to look, stare, make comments that are sexual to the opposite sex (or same) you're freely open and care-free.

You are on those single goggles, after you went through that breakup.

by ninjaincombat. October 20, 2014

Singleitis

The suffering from being single

I have singleitis, its horrible, I really need someone.

by hpmatt March 4, 2015

Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.

So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law

by metagrindr December 5, 2014